Today was not a pleasant day in the stirrups. Today I had an SHG and a Fem-View. The results were wonderful and better than I had hoped to receive. The process to get there, not so much.
After arriving at the clinic and getting the expected negative pregnancy test, I then whiled away 2 hours at the hospital and then returned for the next stage of the program. This was a date with the ever popular dildo-cam. After determining that there wasn't going to be dinner, flowers, or even a drink before having my intimate encounter, I laid back, put my feet up, and then spent the next 45 minutes in great discomfort.
I was not prepared for that at all. After all, the HSG barely hurt. It just resulted in embarrassment from kicking the doctor in the head. I do actually feel bad about that, really I do. Okay, only a little bit bad after today.
After a very uncomfortable ultrasound where the nurse mentions how she didn't realize my uterus was so retroverted, the nurse practitioner came in and the fun began. First the speculum didn't want to fit properly. That was fun. The after that was done and the catheter in, the pain began. It was not fun. There was pain, pressure, and quite a lot of embarrassment. But the results were good for the SHG. No scare tissue, no polyps, no fibroids, and a nice good lining. YAY!!!!!
Then the Fem-View began. This added the fun of air and saline being pushed through the lady bits and added the addition of a male drug rep who kept requesting for everything to be shot through again so he could see it on the ultrasound. He also kept saying that I shouldn't be feeling anything while they were doing the test. My reply was something along the lines of "So says the person who isn't having it done.". The NP and the nurse both laughed. The drug rep was not amused.
The end result of the Fem-View (which saved me from another HSG) is that both tubes are clear. Dr. Cool gave me an A+ when he came in to review the results with me. In addition, I got my blood work numbers from last week. Estrogen - 5.5, FSH - 439, Lh - 1.8, prolactin - 16.5. All are within normal amounts and he is pleased.
The next step is for P to go and have another SA done. He's calling on Monday to set up his appointment.
This time, barring unforeseen circumstances like say, ear surgery, we might just have a chance to start treatments and maybe have a baby. Just maybe.
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